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Barely Functional, Still Cute Comfy Hoodie
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Some days you’re thriving.
Some days you’re just… here.
This design is for the in-between days — when your body is exhausted, your patience is gone, but you’re still somehow cute about it.
“Barely Functional, Still Cute” is for chronically ill, invisibly ill, disabled, and terminal folks who don’t need fixing, motivation, or commentary — just comfort and a little humor that gets it.
Soft, wearable, and emotionally accurate. Because surviving counts, even when productivity doesn’t happen.
More details
- 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
- Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
- Midweight fabric: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chronic Chaos
- Email: contact@support.chronicchaos.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Barely Functional, Still Cute Comfy Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
19.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
21.25
|
|
L
|
29
|
23.25
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25.25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
27.25
|